Recipies with a bit of NOTHING in them
Take out a rolling pin.
Roll it across the table. Serves 9.
Exhale (Serves 1).
Nothing Like It
Top with whipped cream.
Nothing Quite Like It
Top with sour cream.
Leave pan on.
Nothing Double Decker
Remove contents of sandwich.
Nothing Upside-Down Cake
Turn pan over.
Inverse Banquet Cornucopia Extravaganza
Recipe coming soon!
Such a tasty delight, these treats will keep you hungry for more or less. Yum!
The Nothing Diet
This is our famous diet program which has helped many people to regain their long absent
youthful self-image. This much publicized diet can help you lose weight, help you save money, save time by
reducing trips to the restroom, reduce clothing costs by allowing you to "retro-fit" into your old clothing,
even save space in your compact car.
Of course, there are more possible benefits than the obvious personal benefits. Another great
use for our diet program is righting the wrongs of history. Use our diet program to make people take notice
of your social concern. Many have changed the world or died trying using our great diet program! Please note:
If you use our program to adjust the social climate please remember to get a good publicist.
This diet is back by popular demand.